What Happened? Satan Was Busy?

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.

Jim Bakker. He's Lost Everything, He's Ruined. And The Worst Thing Of All He Still Has To Wake Up To Her!

I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally Pretty Wild.