What Happens In Vegas, I'm Telling Everyone.

I Feel Like I Was Born And Bred To Stay Self-motivated. I'm Not One Of Those People Who Ho-hums And Feels Sorry For Himself When Something's Bad.

In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda Shy Until My Junior Year. But At Home I Was A Freak.

There Was A Girl I Loved In High School - But Never Spoke To. Cut To My Five-year Reunion: I'm An Entirely Different Person.

Even When I Go To A Salad Bar, I Need To Feel Like I'm One Of The First People There.

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.