What Happens In Vegas, I'm Telling Everyone.

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.

Time Machine... Wouldn't You Like To Travel Through Time? I Would. I'd Go Back... Mess With People. You Know What I Would Do? I Would Go Back To When My Mom And Dad Were Having Sex, To Have Me. Ya'know, Come In, Spank My Dad On The Ass I'm Your Son From The Future! Ahaha!

In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda Shy Until My Junior Year. But At Home I Was A Freak.

Here's How You Know That You're Really Drunk: When You Get Into A Taxi Cab And You Think The Fare Is The Time.

Why Do They Call It The Restroom? Is There Anybody Just Resting In This Room?