What Happens In Vegas, I'm Telling Everyone.

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.

I Live My Life Like There's No Yesterday.

I Just Get Excited Doing Shows. Off Stage I Am Actually Very Feeble And Must Be Spoon-fed Because My Hands Are Too Brittle.

Valentine's Day Is A Time To Celebrate The Joy Of Being In Love. Unless You're Single & Lonely Then It's Called Laundry Day.

When I Have A Really Hot Date At A Show, I Definitely Make It A Point To Use Her Name. The Girls Really Love That.