What I Don't Like Is Dance Music

If The Person Who Can Effectively Sanction Ill-conceived Wars Can Play The Electric Guitar, Which Is A Symbol Of Rebellion, Then That Whole Worldview Becomes Confused.

People Regurgitate The Same Old Cliches And It Becomes Like A Photocopy Of A Photocopy Of Something That's Vaguely Interesting.

The Trick Is Always To Write In Pairs Because If At Least Two People Find It Funny, You've Immediately Halved The Odds Of It Not Being Funny.

Got My Fungal Foot Powder? Ah, It's A Lifesaver, You Know. I'd Effectively Be Disabled If It Weren't For These.

I Don't Apologize For My Behavior Anymore. Whatever I Do Or Don't Do Shouldn't Matter. Moral Certainty Is Dangerous. Moral Certainty Is What Makes People Go To War Unnecessarily And Illegally. Morality, As Any Halfway Intelligent Human Being Would Tell You, Is A Very Subjective Thing.