What I Eat Turns Into My Body.

When I Prayed For Success, I Forgot To Ask For Sound Sleep And Good Digestion.

If You Insist On Asking Me Why I Feel The Way I Do, I Plan To Take The Fifth Amendment.

Jargon Is Part Ceremonial Robe, Part False Beard.

The Modernist Writers Found Despair Inspirational.

I Am Skeptical In Principle, Gullible In Practice.