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If Only It Was As Easy To Banish Hunger By Rubbing The Belly As It Is To Masturbate.

Antisthenes Used To Say That Envious People Were Devoured By Their Own Disposition, Just As Iron Is By Rust. Envy Of Others Comes From Comparing What They Have With What The Envious Person Has, Rather Than The Envious Person Realising They Have More Than What They Could Have And Certainly More Than Some Others And Being Grateful. It Is Really Just An Inability To Get A Correct Perspective On Their Lives.

As A Matter Of Self-preservation, A Man Needs Good Friends Or Ardent Enemies, For The Former Instruct Him And The Latter Take Him To Task.

To The Question What Wine He Found Pleasant To Drink, He Replied, "that For Which Other People Pay."

When Two Friends Part They Should Lock Up Each Other's Secrets And Exchange Keys. The Truly Noble Mind Has No Resentments.