What I Need... Is A Strong Drink

Anything That Thinks Logically Can Be Fooled By Something Else That Thinks At Least As Logically As It Does.

A Mobile Phone Needs A Manual In The Way That A Teacup Doesn't

Don't Believe Anything You Read On The Net. Except This. Well, Including This, I Suppose.

Time, We Know, Is Relative. You Can Travel Light Years Through The Stars And Back, And If You Do It At The Speed Of Light Then, When You Return, You May Have Aged Mere Seconds While Your Twin Brother Or Sister Will Have Aged Twenty, Thirty, Forty Or However Many Years It Is, Depending On How Far You Traveled. This Will Come To You As A Profound Shock, Particularly If You Didn't Know You Had A Twin Brother Or Sister.

I Rarely End Up Where I Was Intending To Go, But Often I End Up Somewhere I Needed To Be.