What I Value Most In My Friends

Worry Is Interest Paid In Advance On A Debt That Never Comes Due.

They Say The Definition Of Ambivalence Is Watching Your Mother-in-law Drive Over A Cliff In Your New Cadillac.

Any Time Two Characters Are Talking About A Third, The Scene Is A Crock Of S***.

It's Hard To Write A Good Play Because It's Hard To Structure A Plot. If You Can Think Of It Off The Top Of Your Head, So Can The Audience.

A Man Stands Alone At The Plate. This Is The Time For What? For Individual Achievement. There He Stands Alone. But In The Field, What? Part Of A Team.