What I Want Is Not To Want

My Ears Are Huge. If There's Ever A Problem With A Plane I'm On, They Could Just Put Me On The Wing And I'll Land The Sucker.

I'm A Classic Emerald Green Sixties Jaguar That Nobody Can Own, But My Husband Is Allowed To Drive.

At 15, I Knew Someone Whose Mother Cooked Macrobiotic, So I Persuaded My Mother To Go Macrobiotic With Me.

There Are Enough Scary Rock & Roll Mothers In The World.

If You Jump, You Best Jump Far.