What If I Couldn't Read? I Wouldn't

If You Believe That Men And Women Have Equal Rights, If Someone Asks If You're Feminist, You Have To Say Yes Because That Is How Words Work.

You've Got To Be Pretty Confident That You're Good. If I Do A Show And For Whatever Reason No One Laughs, I'll Be Like, 'wow, Those People Are Weird'.

I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps' In My Wallet. That's What I Call Condoms.

Why Would Anyone Get Married And Have Babies? That's The Dumbest Idea I've Ever Heard In My Life. Or The Scariest Thing I've Ever Heard In My Life.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.