What Is Comedy? Comedy Is The Art

You Know, You're Really Nobody In L.a. Unless You Live In A House With A Really Big Door.

Despite A Lack Of Natural Ability, I Did Have The One Element Necessary To All Early Creativity: Naïveté, That Fabulous Quality That Keeps You From Knowing Just How Unsuited You Are For What You Are About To Do.

I Believe The United States Should Allow All Foreigners In This Country, Provided They Can Speak Our Native Language... Apache.

First The Doctor Told Me The Good News: I Was Going To Have A Disease Named After Me.

She Had Destroyed Whatever Was Between Us By Making A Profound Gaffe: She Met Me.