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Songs Need To Have A Secret, Cryptic, Thematic Thing About Them, Otherwise They Are Just Messy And All Over The Place.

On Sofia Coppola's 16th Birthday, Way Back In 1987, I Stole A Lip Gloss From Her Sistine Chapel Of A Bedroom. Years Later, I Left A Chanel Lip Gloss In The Reception Of The Mercer Hotel For Her. You Know Why? I Believe That You've Got To Fix Your Karma.

I Did Not Want To Make The Widow Record. I Still Haven't Made The Widow Record.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

But I Always Wound Up Being The Damn John, When I Wanted To Be The Paul.