What's A Butterfly Garden Without Butterflies?

The Station Put Us On Staff At $35 A Week... And I Mean Every Week.

I Did Pretty Good For A Guy Who Never Finished High School And Used To Yodel At Square Dances.

When My Time Comes, Just Skin Me And Put Me Up There On Trigger, Just As Though Nothing Had Ever Changed.

Today They're Making Pictures That I Wouldn't Want Trigger To See.

People Are Always Asking Me Why They Don't Make Westerns Like They Used To.