What's Considered Enough Money? Just A Little

Every Gag I Tell Must Be Based On Truth. No Matter How Much I May Exaggerate It, It Must Have A Certain Amount Of Truth.... Now Rumor Travels Faster, But It Don't Stay Put As Long As Truth.

People Learn More From Observation That They Do From Conversation.

That's One Thing About Republican Presidents. They Never Went In Much For Plans. They Only Had One Plan. It Says "boys, My Head Is Turned. Just Get It While You Can.

Does College Pay? They Do If You Are A Good Open-field Runner.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.