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Popular Music Is Slowly Being Laid To Rest In Every Conceivable Way... The Ashes Are Already About Us If We Could But Notice Them.

I Don't Want To Go On Much Longer, Really. I Think That Would Suggest A Lack Of Imagination. A Certain Lack Of Dignity Also.

I Am Still My Teenage Self. If You Think That We All Step Through A Door Marked Adult, Or That We Sign A Grown-up Document, You’re Quite Wrong. We Remain As We Always Were, And That, Alas, Is One Of Life’s Many Nasty Tricks.

As Anthony Said To Cleopatra As He Opened A Crate Of Ale: "oh, I Say, Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others, Some Girls' Mothers Are Bigger Than Other Girls' Mothers.

Whenever I Go Past Mcdonalds I Get Very, Very Angry.