‎what's The Weather Like? ... It's Fierce

We All Know Smoking Is Bad. I Know I'm Going To Quit Someday, If I Thought I Wasn't I'd Quit Now.

Look At His Face. I Bet His Cornflakes Try To Crawl Out Of The Bowl.

I'm Organised In Some Ways, But Not In Others.

‎what's The Weather Like? ... It's Fierce Mild!

If You're A Comic, You Don't Have A Rehearsal Room; You Rehearse On Stage. My Main Concern Is Remembering Everything. I've Written Lots Of Material, But How Do You Memorise 90 Minutes? That's One Hell Of A Long Speech. I've Always Had Problems With That.