What’s Yours? How Will You Serve The

My Social Life Goes In Bursts, Where I Get Like, "oh, I Gotta Get Out And Do Something, Man, I Gotta Do Something." And I'll Plan A Trip And Go On A Motorcycle Trip Down The Baja Peninsula For 900 Miles And I'll Hang Out With My Friends For Like A Month, And Then They'll Never See Me For Two Months Or Three Months Or Whatever, And I Won't Answer Any Calls.

If I Had Never Ventured Beyond Being A Stand-up Comic, Then I Would Be Sitting In My House Today Working On My Leonardo Dicaprio Impression.

My Focus Is To Forget The Pain Of Life. Forget The Pain, Mock The Pain, Reduce It. And Laugh.

Uh Uh Uh, Turning The Car Into Oncoming Traffic... Is Counterproductive!

Every Character I Do Is Something Special To Me. Every Time You Score With A Great Character Relationship In A Movie, It Becomes Your Baby.