What The Teachers Digest, The Pupils Eat.

The Difference Between Psychiatrists And Other Mentally Disturbed People Is Something Like The Relationship Between Concave And Convex Madness.

A Father's Pride, Laid On Thick, Has Always Made Me Wish That The Fellow Had At Least Experienced Some Pain During Procreation.

There Are People Who Can Never Forgive A Beggar For Their Not Having Given Him Anything.

There Is A Shortage Of Clerks. Everyone Is Going Into Journalism.

The Extraordinary Ability Of A Woman To Forget Is Not The Same As The Talent Of A Lady Not To Be Able To Remember.