What The Teachers Digest, The Pupils Eat.

"a Cigar," Said The Altruist, "a Cigar, My Good Man, I Cannot Give You. But Any Time You Need A Light, Just Come Around; Mine Is Always Lit."

Speech Is The Mother, Not The Handmaid, Of Thought.

Ideas Are Transplanted By Splitting, Thoughts By Sprouting.

I Have Decided Many A Stylistic Problem First By My Head, Then By Heads Or Tails.

There Are Women Who Are Not Beautiful But Only Look That Way.