What Turning Forty Means To Me I

"i Can't Believe You Recently Had A Baby. How Do You Do It?" The Baby Starts To Come Down...and Once That Happens You Can't-it Comes Out. Whether You Let It Or Not, The Baby Comes Out. So That's How I Did It.

A Combustion Engine Of Ambition And Disappointment.

If These Two Are Tired Of Having Sex With Each Other, What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?

When Hiring, Mix Harvard Nerds With Chicago Improvisers And Stir.

I Was A Very Confident Little Kid.