What We Learn From History Is That

They Treat Me Like A Fox, A Cunning Fellow (schlaukopf) Of The First Rank. But The Truth Is That With A Gentleman I Am Always A Gentleman And A Half, And When I Have To Do With A Pirate, I Try To Be A Pirate And A Half.

There Is A Providence That Protects Idiots, Drunkards, Children And The United States Of America.

There Are Two Things You Don't Want To See Being Made - Sausage And Legislation.

Be Polite; Write Diplomatically; Even In A Declaration Of War One Observes The Rules Of Politeness.

I Consider Even A Victorious War As An Evil, From Which Statesmanship Must Endeavor To Spare Nations.