What Women Want Is What Men Want.

Be Able To Hiccup Silently, Or At Least Without Alerting Neighbors To Your Situation. The First Hiccup Is An Exception.

Be Able To Identify The Most Common Breeds Of Dogs And Cats On Sight.

Scientists And Creationists Are Always At Odds, Of Course.

I've Never Found An Interesting Person With A Foul Mouth.

Be Able To Read Blueprints, Diagrams, Floorplans, And Other Diagrams Used In The Construction Process.