What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

In High School, When I First Heard Of Entropy, I Was Attracted To It Immediately. They Said That In Nature All Systems Are Breaking Down, And I Thought, What A Wonderful Thing; Perhaps I Can Make Some Small Contribution To This Process, Myself.

Even In A Fake Democracy, People Ought To Get What They Want Once In A While.

Cancer Research Is A Growth Industry.

Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You Have To Rent The Shoes. When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? This Title Offends All Three Major Religions, And Even Vegetarians!

I Have As Much Authority As The Pope, I Just Don't Have As Many People Who Believe It.