What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

Beethoven Was So Hard Of Hearing, He Thought He Was A Painter.

Jesus Was A Cross-dresser.

The Only Good Thing Ever To Come Out Of Religion Was The Music.

There Are Only Two Places In The World: Over Here And Over There.

One Of The Interesting Things About "outsidership" Is That Underneath It There's A Longing To Belong. I Just Wish The Thing I Refused To Belong To - The Species, Western Capital Culture - Was A Little More Respectable. My One True Relaxation Is My Flotation Tank, In Which I Can Either Meditate Or Just Drift Off.