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See Now, How Men Lay Blame Upon Us Gods For What Is After All Nothing But Their Own Folly.

I Should Rather Labor As Another's Serf, In The Home Of A Man Without Fortune, One Whose Livelihood Was Meager, Than Rule Over All The Departed Dead.

Will Cast The Spear And Leave The Rest To Jove.

Singing Is The Lowest Form Of Communication.