Whatever You Become Be Good At It

An Episcopalian Divine Once Told The Pope That The Only Difference Between Their Denominations Was That "the Church Of Rome Is Infallible And The Church Of England Is Never In The Wrong."

If You Would Know The Value Of Money; Go, And Try To Borrow Some! For, He That Goes A Borrowing, Goes A Sorrowing! And Indeed, So Does He That Lends To Such People, When He Goes To Get It In Again!

When Wine Enters, Out Goes The Truth.

Write To Please Yourself. When You Write To Please Others You End Up Pleasing No One.

Families Ought To Be Noisy.