When A Man Comes To Me For

As A General Rule, If You Want To Get At The Truth - Hear Both Sides And Believe Neither.

I Hate To Be A Kicker, I Always Long For Peace, But The Wheel That Does The Squeaking, Is The One That Gets The Grease.

When I See A Man Of Shallow Understanding Extravagantly Clothed, I Feel Sorry - For The Clothes.

Wisdom That Don't Make Us Happier Ain't Worth Plowing For.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.