When A Performer Doesn't Get Nervous, That

My Biggest Regret Is That My Mother Didn't See Me Walk On To That London Palladium Stage, Being The Star She Always Wanted Me To Be. But I Always Say That When She Reached Heaven, She Had A Word With A Few Agents.

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

I Don't Do Close-ups Any More. I Am Better Looking From The Waist Downwards.

I Am Not Doddery... Doddery I Am Not!

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