When All Else Fails, Tell The Truth.

You've Got To Give Loyalty Down, If You Want Loyalty Up.

We Do Many Things At The Federal Level That Would Be Considered Dishonest And Illegal If Done In The Private Sector.

It's Common Knowledge That A Large Percentage Of Wall Street Brokers Use Astrology.

When All Else Fails, Tell The Truth.

At Dinner Parties I Sit Below The Salt Now. There Are A Lot Of Interesting People There.