When Asked What Was The Proper Time

In A Rich Man's House There Is No Place To Spit But His Face.

Self-taught Poverty Is A Help Toward Philosophy, For The Things Which Philosophy Attempts To Teach By Reasoning, Poverty Forces Us To Practice.

Fools! You Think Of "god" As A Sentient Being. God Is The Word Used To Represent A Force. This Force Created Nothing, It Just Helps Things Along. It Does Not Answer Prayers, Although It May Make You Think Of A Way To Solve A Problem. It Has The Power To Influence You, But Not Decide For You.

It Was A Favorite Expression Of Theophrastus That Time Was The Most Valuable Thing That A Man Could Spend.

To Xeniades, Who Had Purchased Diogenes At The Slave Market, He Said, "come, See That You Obey Orders."