When Asked What Would He Do If

I'm Not Going To Buy My Kids An Encyclopedia. Let Them Walk To School Like I Did.

How Long Have You Known Me, Jack? And You Still Don't Know How To Spell My Name.

I Never Blame Myself When I'm Not Hitting. I Just Blame The Bat And If It Keeps Up, I Change Bats. After All, If I Know It Isn't My Fault That I'm Not Hitting, How Can I Get Mad At Myself?

In Theory There Is No Difference Between Theory And Practice. In Practice There Is.

If You Ask Me Anything I Don't Know, I'm Not Going To Answer.