When God Made Man She Was Practicing.

The Owner Of Mojo's Was A Suicide Blonde, Dyed By Her Own Hand.

About All You Can Do In Life Is Be Who You Are.

Never Underestimate The Power Of Self-absorption, Including Your Parents' Self-absorption.

Piety Is Like Garlic: A Little Goes A Long Way.

Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make Yourself Miserable.