When He's At The Top Of His

It Was The Most Emphatic Display Of Selflessness I Have Seen On A Football Field. Pounding Over Every Blade Of Grass, Competing As If He Would Rather Die Of Exhaustion Than Lose, He Inspired All Around Him.

There Are Members Of The London Press Who Seek To Antagonise Me, Deliberately.

The Culmination Of Three Trophies Was The Pinnacle Of My Career And It Has Been Rewarded With A Knighthood.

Pardew Has Come Out And Criticized Me. He Is The Worst At Haranguing Referees. He Shoves Them And Makes A Joke Of It. How He Can Criticize Me Is Unbelievable. He Forgets The Help I Gave Him, By The Way. The Press Have Had A Field Day. The Only Person They Have Not Spoken To Is Barack Obama Because He Is Busy. It Is Unfortunate But I Am The Manager Of The Most Famous Club In The World. Not Newcastle, A Wee Club In The North-east. I Was Demonstrative. I Am Always Demonstrative. Everyone Knows That. I Am An Emotional Guy But I Was Not Abusive.

Sometimes You Look In A Field And You See A Cow And You Think It's A Better Cow Than The One You've Got In Your Own Field. It's A Fact. Right? And It Never Really Works Out That Way.