When I Am Dead, I Hope It

The Gentleman Is Generous And Treats All Men As His Equals, Especially Those Whom He Feels To Be Inferior In Rank And Wealth.

Whatever Happens, We Have Got The Maxim Gun, And They Have Not.

Child! Do Not Throw This Book About Refrain From The Unholy Pleasure Of Cutting All The Pictures Out! Preserve It As Your Chiefest Treasure.

And The Men That Were Boys When I Was A Boy Shall Sit And Drink With Me.

Be At The Pains Of Putting Down Every Single Item Of Expenditure Whatsoever Every Day Which Could Possibly Be Twisted Into A Professional Expense And Remember To Lump In All The Doubtfulls.