When I Die, I'd Like 'friends' To

I Went To A High School That Didn't Have Many People In It. There Were, Like, 60 People In My Senior Class. There Was A Group Of Cool Kids And A Group Of Really Dorky Kids, And I Was Probably The Coolest Of The Really Dorky Kids.

I'm Very, Very Jealous Of Guys Who Just Go And Decide To Party And Then Can Work The Next Day.

I Became A Big Kings Fan, And Then Later On My Hometown Of Ottawa Got A Team, So Then I Was Very, Very Torn. I Just Love Both Of Those Teams Very Much.

I Have A Well-documented History Of Trouble With Intimacy.

I Play A Guy Who Is 40. And I Am A Very Good Actor, Because I'm 41.