When I Drink, I Think; And When

It Is The Custom On Africa To Always Produce New And Monstrous Things. [fr., Afrique Est Coustumiere Toujours Choses Produire Nouvelles Et Monstrueuses.]

If You Want To Avoid Seeing An Idiot, Break The Mirror.

I Recognize In [my Readers] A Specific Form And Individual Property, Which Our Predecessors Called Pantagruelism, By Means Of Which They Never Take Anything The Wrong Way That They Know To Stem From Good, Honest And Loyal Hearts.

Debts And Lies Are Generally Mixed Together.

No Clock Is More Regular Than The Belly.