When I Go See An R-rated Horror

I Always Feel That There's No Violence In A Movie - It's Not Real, It's A Magic Trick. Nobody Is Really Dying. In Fact, The People That Die In My Movies Have Gone On To Become Extremely Successful!

Horror Movies Are The Best Date Movies. There's No Wondering , 'when Do I Put My Arm Around Her?'

Las Vegas Is A 24-hour City. It Never Stops.

Even The European Critics... They Said Hostel Is The Smartest Film They'd Seen On Capitalism And How It's Gone Too Far.

I've Realized That I Can't Multitask In The Writing Department; I Can Only Kind Of Do One Thing At A Time.