When I Go To The Beach, Even

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.