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Golf Is An Expensive Way To Make Yourself Miserable.

Once You Know What Women Are Like, Men Get Kind Of Boring. I'm Not Trying To Put Them Down, I Mean I Like Them Sometimes As People, But Sexually They're Dull.

Don't Hope More Than You're Willing To Work.

The Last Thing I Have To Say Is That Ice Is The Past Tense Of Water. I've Always Wanted To Write That Sentence And Now I Have.

If You Can't Raise Consciousness, At Least Raise Hell.