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When I Got Out Of High School They Retired My Jersey, But It Was For Hygiene And Sanitary Reasons.
-George Carlin
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When I Got Out Of High School
George Carlin
When I Got Out Of High School They Retired My Jersey, But It Was For Hygiene And Sanitary Reasons.
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