When I Hear Any Man Talk Of

What Would Life Be Without Arithmetic, But A Scene Of Horrors?

Marriage Resembles A Pair Of Shears, So Joined That They Cannot Be Separated; Often Moving In Opposite Directions, Yet Always Punishing Anyone Who Comes Between Them.

A Man Who Wishes To Make His Way In Life Could Do No Better Than Go Through The World With A Boiling Tea-kettle In His Hand.

When I Hear Any Man Talk Of An Unalterable Law, The Only Effect It Produces On Me Is To Convince Me That He Is An Unalterable Fool

Politeness Is Good Nature Regulated By Good Sense.