When I Like Someone A Lot, I

You Sleep With People All The Time That You Hate.

I Feel Like My Behavior Goes Over Better On The Streets Of New York.

In New York, As Long As You're Not Peeing In Someone's Doorway, Everyone Thinks You're A Gentleman.

If You Show Up In L.a. With Your Shirt Inside Out Or Socks Mismatched, People Start Putting Change In Your Cup.

When People Ask Me Why I Don't Eat Meat Or Any Other Animal Products, I Say, 'because They Are Unhealthy And They Are The Product Of A Violent And Inhumane Industry.'