When I'm Funny Is When I'm Angriest.

I Have This Insane Optimistic Streak That The American People Prevail Over The Stupidity That The Leadership Exhibits Time And Time Again, And I Think That's The Truth.

Socialism Appeals To Me. It's Like Imposed Christianity. You've Got To Share.

Everyone Of You Has A Health That Is Unique And Totally Different From Everybody Else. Completely! Because We... Are All Like Snowflakes.

What Is The Difference Between A Democrat And A Republican? A Democrat Blows, A Republican Sucks.

The Tortoise Moves Very Slowly, It Moves Towards Whatever The Goal Is, To Keep A Democratic Capitalistic Society Functioning.