When I'm Married I Want To Be

I'm Prepared. I Have A Gun And I Know How To Shoot, And Whoever Comes Calling Without An Invitation Will Get It In The Rear End.

Divorce Is A Game Played By Lawyers.

Dying's Tough - But Not As Tough As Comedy.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

I'm A Fatheaded Guy, Full Of Pain. It Tore Me Up Not Having You.