When I'm On Stage, I'm Trying To

You Got To Live For Yourself, Yourself And Nobody Else.

I Got A Wife Who Likes Expensive Things, So She Takes All The Cash.

I'm Kidding About Having Only A Few Dollars. I Might Have A Few Dollars More.

I'm Twice As Old, But I Feel Good.

Some Like Them Fat, Some Like Them Tall, Some Like Them Short, Skinny Legs And All. I Like Them All.