When I'm On Stage, I'm Trying To

Sometimes, You Like To Let The Hair Do The Talking!

I'm Twice As Old, But I Feel Good.

I've Been Knocked Down A Lot Of Times.

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.

I Got A Wife Who Likes Expensive Things, So She Takes All The Cash.