When I Meet A Woman, I Don't

It's Too Easy To Do A Patriotic-themed Show To Crawl Into People's Hearts And Minds.

I Think It's Pathetic That Women And Men Treat Each Other Worse Than We Treat Our Pets. It's Love Or Hate.

Why Is It That Most Of The Folks I Know Think "personal Growth" Is Caused Entirely By Those Second And Third Helpings Of Biscuits And Gravy?

You Can't Rely On Anything. At The End Of The Day, All You Have Is Yourself.

Despite What Your Girlfriend May Have Told You, Size Is Important, Bigger Is Better.