When I Play Poker, I Don't Like

I Love Las Vegas. I Like That Las Vegas Has Everything. Everything And Anything You Want To Do, You Can Do In Las Vegas.

Why Is Everybody Afraid Of Going To Heaven? You Want To Be Here With The Smog And The Sin And Bad People And The War? Or Do You Want To Be In Heaven, Sitting Next To Jesus, You Know?

Hollywood People Are Filled With Guilt: White Guilt, Liberal Guilt, Money Guilt. They Feel Bad That They're So Rich, They Feel They Don't Work That Much For All That Money - And They Don't, For The Amount Of Money They Make.

Like I Said, All Comedy Is Based On Exaggeration, Big Or Small, Whatever You Can Get Away With.

I Think That If Anyone Bothered To Take A Survey, They Would Find A Sharp Decline In Atheism During The Winters In Cleveland, Ohio.