When I Played Ball, I Didn't Play

I Have Observed That Baseball Is Not Unlike War, And When You Get Right Down To It, We Batters Are The Heavy Artillery.

Walter Johnson's Fastball Looked About The Size Of A Watermelon Seed And It Hissed At You As It Passed.

When Two Doctors Pass Each Other On The Street They Wink At Each Other.

I've Been Called One Of The Hardest Bargainers Who Ever Held Out, And I'm Proud Of It.

The Great Trouble With Baseball Today Is That Most Of The Players Are In The Game For The Money And That's It, Not For The Love Of It, The Excitement Of It, The Thrill Of It.