When I Read Books It's To Escape.

President Bush, Have A Hot Dog With Me.

Baby Carrots Are Making Me Gay.

I've Been Accused Of Being Unambitious, But What I Do Takes Up Every Minute. I'm Executive Producer, I'm A Writer And The Host.

Bill Moyers Is Everything I Never Aspire To Be: Calm, Thoughtful, And Informative.

Luckily, A Recent Survey Published In The American Sociological Review Revealed That Atheists Are The Least Trusted Group In America—less Trusted, Even, Than Homosexuals. It Makes Sense At Least We Trust The Homosexuals With Our Hair.