When I Said 'we', Officer, I Was

The White House Looked Into A Plan That Would Allow Illegal Immigrants To Stay In The United States. The Plan Called For A Million Mexicans To Marry A Million Of Our Ugliest Citizens.

Washington, Dc Is To Lying What Wisconsin Is To Cheese.

Homosexuals Are Entering The Mainstream, Because They're Becoming As Boring And As Tedious As Any Other Splinter Group.

It's Your Living Room, It's Your Life, Go Nuts. You Like Home Improvement? Tape It And Go Over It Like It's The Zapruder Film.

When Your Mother Starts Using The Word "party" As A Verb About Her Kid, That's Absolutely Crazy.