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When I Saw A Phone On A Plane For The First Time, I Panicked ... I Thought People Were Going To Call Me.
-Fran Lebowitz
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When I Saw A Phone On A
Fran Lebowitz
When I Saw A Phone On A Plane For The First Time, I Panicked ... I Thought People Were Going To Call Me.
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