When I Take My Kid To School,

A Lot Of Critics Object To What I Do, But I Got Into Comedy To Make People Laugh, And I've Always Worked Hard.

I've Always Liked Older Ladies, Ever Since My Mother Would Have B'nai B'rith At Our House.

I'm 31 Now. I Think I'm Beginning To Understand What Life Is, What Romance Is, And What A Relationship Means.

I Wasn't A Kid Growing Up Thinking, 'one Day I'll Get An Oscar And Make A Speech.' That Wasn't On My Mind.

In One Day, I Have Times Where I'm Feeling Great, I Feel Like I Love My Life, And Then 2:30 Rolls Around And I'm The Angriest Man Alive. My Wife Sees It.