You Look At Me And See The

In This World, I Call The Shots And I Think I Know Best.

It's In My Genes. My Mother Was An Opera Singer. I'm Clearly Dramatic.

Right Now Jack Lives With Me. Jack Is My Jack Russell. I Also Have A Yorkie Named Ginger, But Jack And Ginger Can't Be In The Same Place At The Same Time Because She Is Very Jealous. Even If Jack's Not In The Same State, She Would Growl If She Heard His Name.

I Try Not To Be A Jerk. I Really Do. I Try To Be Nice And Cordial.

Sipping Bailey's Cream By The Stereo, Trying To Find Relief On The Radio. I'm Suppressing The Tears.